*nods* Your mother is a very wise woman indeed. When I told dad, he said I should have kicked him in the crotch hard.

Ahhh~ So school and Mother Nature set you up well to fend yourself against your would be assailant. Just like how because I had an exam to study for, my boobies were protected! YAY SCHOOL!!

But yeah, I didn't want to injure my hand and because I'm right handed, I would have used my right hand to hit him, therefore injuring my writing hand prior to the exam...

Those writing essay and short answer exams are brutal on the hand because you need to write legibly but quickly since you have many things to write down and it has to be in full sentences!! *hand dies*

My threebies are impressed with the Fisher book and look through it when they can to learn more things about our glorious world and what it once was.

Don't forget, my birthday is slowly but surely creeping up again which means you'll be stuck with a dilemma on what to get me...

PEPPER SPRAY!! That's what you should get me for my birthday!! I don't have one of those!! Or you can get me a tazer gun!!