In order for me to go to school, I have to take the metro (underground subway). Usually when the metro is about to close the door to depart, it lets out three beeps to signal the doors are about to close. So when I heard it, I ran and got on the cart. Unfortunately, there were no seats for me, so I was standing while studying off of my iTouch (because I was reviewing the word documents and the powerpoint slides on it)

Eventually some people got off the metro and I was able to grab a seat. Now, there was an older man who initially sat in front of me, but decided to sit next to me. He wasn’t just sitting next to me, he was sitting so close to me that the sides of him were pressed up against me. I don’t mind if there are a lot of people in the cart and it’s rush hour, so there’s no choice for that. But it WASN’T rush hour and there weren’t THAT many people in the cart that he had to press up against me! I didn’t pay much attention to it as first because I was too busy studying for my final exam by reviewing the material off my iTouch.

This guy had his arms crossed so his elbow was touching my ribs and I felt he was moving my arm. I thought I was paranoid because I was sleep deprived and was studying my brains out for this final exam which was worth 75% of my grade, so I was really on edge. So I thought, maybe I was just imagining things, so I kept my arms down with more force. (Remember I was reading, so my arms were naturally close to me and protecting the twins since they were close to my sides)

But I felt resistance from his elbow, which meant that what he was doing was NOT an accident but that he wanted to use his elbow to brush up higher against me to feel my boob!! I mean, normally if someone did that and you politely pushed it down, the person would apologize and retract his elbow right? NOT THIS OLD PERVERTED BASTARD!!

At this point, I was acutely aware of my surroundings because I felt him trying to use his elbow to feel me up. He even slid his opposite (right) hand so that it would be closer to me! But I kept my arm down damnit! He quickly gave up with his hand, but his elbow wouldn’t give up!! THEY’RE MY TWINS!! MINE!!

Thankfully, this was only for a few stops before I had to get off. But had I been more mentally awake and not sleep deprived as well as on edge about my final exam, I’m pretty sure I would have stomped on that perverted bastard’s foot before I got off the metro and not only have given him a dirty look.

I hope that old perverted bastard trips somewhere and all his change and wallet falls out… Only to fall into a nearby sewer.

The moral of this story is: PROTECT YOUR TWINS IN PUBLIC AREAS BY READING!!